The end.

Are we all going to die early tomorrow morning when the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) does its thing?

Probably not.

But this whole episode has brought my attention to this article at cracked.com, which is worth reading. Money quote:

"Experts assure us that based on everything we know about science, the chances of doom are fairly slim. Experts also say LHC will change everything we know about science."

I had no idea Cracked was still around. Credit for passing this along goes to Keith Harmeyer.