Jeff_Solomon.blog: Not a joke

Monday, November 14, 2005

Fake testicles for your pet.

Thanks for finding this, Clara.

At 11:24 AM, Brian said...: Two comments/questions:

1) Does this mean that if I feel my pet's self-esteem is not what it should be, I should have him neutered and perhaps get him a bigger pair? How about a Dachshund hung like an
English Mastiff? It'll be like the human breast implant craze of the 80s! Just think, DDD neuticles for a Shih-Tzu; masculinity at it's finest!

2) I don't care what they say, it's not like "nothing ever happened". There's a lumpy piece of plastic where some important soft tissue used to be, and he just doesn't get in the mood anymore ;-)

I am all for neutering, don't get me wrong. Of course they *don't* mention is that aggressive dogs (in my experience) tend to want to dominate dogs that are still packing. So your poor neuticled dog may get more attention than he wants!
At 12:58 AM, Mike said...: Dude, that link is nuts!